Hurry up and die, (cause there's a party in hell)

I do so many weird things in my sleep. I sleep walk, sleep talk, pick up phone calls, make phone calls, text people...etc

Last night I stayed at Greg's house, and He, his cousin and I were up until 2 trying to beat the first God of War (not Gears of war, GOD of war, the unnecessarily bloody button masher for the PS2). And around 1:30 or 2, I wound up falling asleep, and shortly after, my friends did too. About a half an hour into my sleep, I said (loudly) something like "wait no, you gotta pick it up, pick it up and place it." and then I went back to sleep. Greg and Mike woke me up and was like "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU JUST DREAMING ABOUT??"

I couldn't remember, and that story is a lot better heard in person.

There are several different anecdotes about things like that, and its all really funny. But I'm not gonna recite them all here.

My, how the heroes have fallen!

We are Heroes had a show this Sunday, and they completely bombed. The drummer (Ron) came, played, and left. The Rhythm (ratboy) didn't even show. DHardcore, (one of the vocalists who replaced Jose and I) lost his voice the first minute. Matty Bones, (the other vocalist) did amazingly, but he was too out of control and kept hitting Trevor and Chris nasty, fucking them up. Trevor, guitar, fucked up many of the lines, and Chris, doesn't even know how to play bass.

I wasn't there of course, but this all I heard from a friend who was. And its so funny, cause now I don't have to be embarrassed with a title of "hero" anymore.

they're also having a name change, I think its going from "We Are Heroes" to "They Are Conceited"

poor guys.

anyway..

Last night after work, I tried to stretch my ears to 0g so I could fit these babies in:
but I did it dry and fucked my right ear up. The swelling went down and it's not bleeding anymore, so I might try again tonight or tomorrow.



BY THE WAY,
I don't know how i could've forgotten, but today Doug and I worked on guitar riffs for a new band we're gonna start, and we finished a song together. I just need to talk to a few people about drums and get some shit started.

I am so fucking pumped.





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NEWS!

We Are Heroes kicked Jose and I out today.

I'm not too shook up about it, cause I was hearing shit from different people that we'd be getting dropped, so it's whatever. I just like how they have someone who isn't in the band instant message me and say that I'm out. And then add a "we still want to be friends, no hard feelings." I mean, I'm still gonna be down with them, cause they're my friends and shit, but they really did us dirty, and that's fucked up.

I'm currently working on putting together another group, and all we need now is another guitarist. I'm feelin a little hardcore/2-step with southern rock influence.

if it all goes through, it'll be mad fun.

Completely unrelated, I am getting a bit better at this photoshop shyyt.
Check it out meng:




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Merry Gookmas!

Alright, i figured that I should start this post off with a picture of a snake halfway through eating a rat from my AP Bio class last week:
Next Order of business; CHRISTMAS!

It was really good this year, I nabbed some cologne and shaving stuff and underwear and such from my mom. (along with $100)

and from my Dad, I got some wife beaters, socks, boxers, deodorant, and such.
Along with a $100 amex gift card.

My grandma on my dad's side got me a poofy vest, I have a picture of it. She said it was 'hip' but I think she just doesn't like me very much :

(I look like the biggest fucking nerd in this thing,
I like it, but I probably would have spent the money getting drunk)

This morning before the awesomeness began, life was horrible.
my wisdom teeth are coming in and the ones on the right side of my mouth bite my cheek every time i close my mouth. So I stole the Anbesol mouth numbing stuff out of the medicine cabinet this morning, and I took so much, my insides are fucking numb.

Lastly, I wanted to show nigguhz that I've been using the Photogook my girlfriend gave me.
(by far the best gift I got)

You can tell where I messed up around the edges and shit, but for my first photoshop project EVER, I think it looks pretty good.

So yeah, a merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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p.s. Nikki's little brother said he didn't believe in Santa, so I called their house last night pretending to be him. Oh good times.

Christmas Eve

Today was great! (no sarcasm)

Nikki came over and we exchanged gifts, I got her a mad expensive necklace, and she gave me the latest version of photoshop, which is pretty ill, cause I wanted to edit some pics and throw together some logos for my band, and there was no torrent for it. so yah.

I went to my Uncle Joey and Aunt Tricia's tonight also. I hung out with them, my favorite cousin Michelle, ate some food, had coffee, it was pretty good.

Aside from waking up at 7:30 this morning, today was a good day.

=]


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Last Night

Last night was great.
not as bad as I expected at all.

My mom gave me some sort of alcoholic beverage, (malibu bay breeze, you can call me a fag, but it wasn't my choice) and its like the second time this week that I've been buzzed acting like an asshole in my house.

both times I run around like a crab screaming "I'm a CRABBBB!"

it's really quite comical, and embarrassing. But I'm not worried about it.


Nikki and I had a great time together too.
she lives about a half hour away and lately we haven't seen much of each other.
I love her so much and I really wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with her.





GOOK




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Cold...

For anyone who hasn't been to my house, my grandma doesn't like to put the heat on, ever. And in the rare case that she does, the ceiling in my room is too high for it to fill with warmth. So I have to wake up every single fucking morning with a cold noes and frozen toes.

sucks.


I'm going to school today, then cleaning the whole house for company. Even though the only people coming over today are Mother Theresa (one of my moms patients) and Nikki (my beautiful girlfriend).

for some reason my mom wants to put the big fake tree up today, and take it down like, right on or after Christmas. I'm like, 'why fucking bother?' but whatever. It's the holidays and I'm trying to be nice.


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First Blog?

Ok. My friend Lexi told me to make this.
so I did.

I'm Tony, and it's December 23rd, and I'm excited for Christmas.